"The beef tartare is awesome. The papaya salad is too tart though"
"Combo #5 Pork Adobo is super yummy."
"Get the breakfast sandwich on a bagel. Best breakfast sandwich in the City."
"The downstairs bathroom is perfect for those "have to poop at a friend's house" kinda moments"
"Do drink the punch. Don't wear clothes in the hot tub. Do hit up the Lego room. Don't fall down the attic stairs."
"The crispy tofu for dinner sounds like it will just be OK but it is actually FANTASTIC. I'm a meat eater and generally shy away from tofu except for this dish. AWESOME!"