"Hillary and Tonya will never let you down..."
"Always the nicest service. What's not to like? Green Chile Chicken Taco is the bomb diggity. And the Sangria Swirls are the perfect Rx for a long day."
"Fun place. Hit or miss. But the M-80's put on the best show always."
"Get the Scotch Egg. It is NOT a testicle!"
"Get the Philly Cheese Steak Spring Rolls. A perfect venue to plan a revolution."
"I recommend you move into the neighborhood. So you can stagger home. Killer Margaritas. Perfect Chicken Tacos."