"Dont even try to rob this place."
"Most of the servers are pretty hot."
"Watch the baby stacks change their mind on a chop deal after they get a few more chips then have their own greed cost them in the next hand."
"If you tip Vince the floorman by the 400 he'll make bad decisions for you in your favor!"
"every fucking shirt and jacket in this joint is on the wrong hanger and in the wrong section. good luck coming here for anything in specific."
"If you are from Rancho Cucamonga, stay there."