"I recommend the spicy pork and rice dumplings, which aren't that spicy."
"Came during the week, and they were showing classic NBA games in tv. Rad."
"The ono fish salad is awesome. Everything is awesome."
"For dessert, get the Mexican chocolate with Almendrado. Outstanding!"
"If you don't know the artist, scream out Billy Joel!"
"Get a pitcher of margaritas on the rocks. Duh."