"This is only gay on the LAST Friday each month for a Bear Happy Hour."
"Ask for the mayor's special sandwich, the "Chicken Giuseppe" (Chicken breast, pepperoni, provolone, and marinara, topped with lettuce, tomato, and italian seasoning - peppers optional)!"
"Store moved to 7010 Wiscinsin Ave"
"This place carries 1+1=3 sparkling brut wine, which is a great flavor for the price. Also available is Yuengling in cans."
"Remember the regular burger is two patties, and a little burger is one."
"At the end of the year, stock up on Potbelly gift cards and get a free sandwich with every $25. That's a 20% return on your investment!"