"Be smart, avoid CineDark"
"The receptionist looks like Christy Mack. If you don't know who she is, Google image search her with safesearch off."
"Take a dump in the mezzanine level bathrooms. Its the shit."
"Best grilled cheese and beer combo in the 330"
"Epitomizes Akron hole in the wall restaurants. Solid sandwich spot."
"Delicious wasabi mustard"