"Great in-house roasted coffee beans!"
"Authentic chicharrones and excellent chile. Enjoy both in the awesome Fireman's burrito. (10lb version available if hungry!)"
"The spumoni is the best I've ever had."
"Breakfast? Have the burrito with chorizo, eggs, beans and red chile. Delicious."
"Rude wait staff! Go somewhere else!"
"Awesome food and excellent beer."