"Don't get a flat in this canyon."
"If you're a psychic get out of Denver fast, there are laws against that."
"If you feel a chill go up you're spine... GET OUT FAST"
"Repacking all my emergency gear and eating old expired NEEds"
"Cozy blankie, cell phone on low, good night."
"What an awesome spring here in Vernal, hot tub feels great tonight!"