"What the duck?! Duck fat makes everything better."
"Hella Fitzgerald Motha F*ckaaaaaah"
"Be prepared to wait, since schedules clearly mean nothing here. Worst time management and customer service. Save your money, go elsewhere."
"These may be the best fried pickles I've ever had!!"
"If you're heading west, you're going the wrong way. Turn around and go back to Nashville!"
"Beware of runaway John Deere tractors! ~ JW & DD"