"They painstakingly replicated some insane nails I wanted to have and they looked AWESOME."
"Get a double scoop of the red velvet and trifecta. Oh my god."
"When your friends are on their way to Taqueria Cancun, lead them instead to eat here."
"Pizza? Terrible. Calzone? Mysteriously pretty alright, especially if you sub in Alfredo for the marinara."
"Get a new piercing from Shae!"
"Stop by Taste of India on your way to or from Los Angeles, as it's the only advertised vegetarian food off the highway in the barren civilization desert between San Francisco and LA."