"Remember cash! It is cheap, but there is a $5 cc min."
"We accept debit and credit cards and EBT cards for SNAP benefits!"
"Make sure you bring your current registration with you. Online purchase receipt is not enough."
"On Suicide Sunday, after your make-your-own Bloody Mary, grab a magnum of Champagne and watch the party come to you. Make sure you call out of work for Monday first."
"Alterations are super cheap!"
"Forgot the traditional Orange Crush... go for a Bullshark or Ruby Red Crush to take the edge off your hangover."