"Over priced pho for white folks ... You can find better."
"To please the gods here bring: red wine, beef ribs, twinky bottoms, and occasionally a comic book."
"For an awesome time: Bring a cooler with lots of ice and blood for Quinn."
"For the best time: Take two Advil and a bump and make sure leave a $5 tip on your way out in the morning or afternoon ."