"Book pool side room 125 you have a perfect view of the pool... Cab totally be a creep in this room"
"Don't touch anything in here without gloves!!"
"Try the mountain dew hand soap it is luxurious..."
"Try the bean dip it is delicious"
"Rick came in the soup..."
"Condoms are in the fridge next to the pickles if you need em, sodas in the parking lot"