"My eyebrows have never looked better. But it hurt more than any other place I've been too and it took about 45 mins to actually get seen."
"While this is called the 99 Cent Depot, most things cost more than 99 cents and aren't that great of a deal."
"These guys appreciate a good curtsy."
"You do not need to use the restroom here. Go anywhere else on this exit."
"This is literally the liquor store Jay-Z raps about in all his songs."
"Three words: Rosetta Stone Kiosk."