"This place smells like a day-old vagina. No really. It does."
"I don't like the hookah here. Tried Jasmine and Mango separately. Both tastes nasty. How if Mango's my fave flavor?"
"Terminal B lacks healthy dine-in choices for breakfast."
"If you're from Denver, this place sells sbux coffee. If you're from out of town, this grocery store is in such a state of disrepair that you should skip this place."
"Be sure to smirk at their evacuation plan..."
"Yep. This place IS supremely dive."