"The sweet chili chicken wrap is quite good"
"Why are nearly every men's shorts cargo?? If you're over 25 you shouldn't be wearing cargo shorts!"
"This place is clostrophobic with limited selection. Virtually no plumbing section."
"Big, clean, and organized. I'll come here before Home Depot from now on."
"Where in the world are you supposed to park around here??"
"Can't beat a $5 breakfast!"