"I love heels. C'mon warm, dry weather!"
"Be careful, you will end up buying multiple pairs of shoes that you don't need."
"Go in to pick up prescriptions. Lazy ass ppl waiting in the drive thru 7 cars deep; yet no one inside. America."
"Y'all have to stop now, because there are FOUR stop signs. That only took, like 20 years to change."
"The Starbucks here is fantastic."