Michael Hojjatie

""Oh, you're suddenly ALL ABOUT exercise culture, eh? Who's your trainer, Instagram?""

"Instagram Fitness dorks galore."

"Avoid this particular location at all costs! Very slow and only one person on register during lunch. She keeps running back to make orders and leaves the LOOOOONG line hanging!"

"Support this! They even have a cool Top Gun rip-off!"

"Good sales and specials on drinks and bars all the time and a nice rewards program. Sweet!"

"What am I, a sorority girl? I would need three of these sandwiches to even be REMOTELY full! Well (or "welp", if you're a cool person!), at least they're cheap! And this location has JAAAAANKY wi-fi!"