"Best pizza in Easton?!? Obviously you haven't been to Gino's on Northampton St around the corner."
"Two words... Escort Redline. The undetectable radar detector."
"This place has changed since my last tip. Different restaurant (extremely expensive and low quality), grounds are dirty, and people are now getting robbed at gunpoint in the parking lot. Google it."
"This is the first partially outdoor rest stop bathroom I have ever seen in America. You can sit on the toilet and watch the stars at the same time!"
"What's with all the orange bug zapper looking lights around here?!?"
"What's with all the orange bug zapper looking lights around here?"