"The driveway blows. Time to do werk"
"If you have a low car, don't bring it here. In fact, don't bring any car here."
"Best Chinese food in this county. The lunch specials are bomb!"
"A homophobe stays here :l"
"Look out coming in the driveway. All kinds of places to chew up an oil pan or subframe :/"
"Ask to not be served by Zain."