"nice staff. nasty place. very dirty water. boring menu. i left."
"la sangría es hawaiian punch. literal. malísima."
"mahi mahi tacos are majestic! a mac n jack on the side is always a must!"
"everything about this building beautifully kicks ass. <3"
"best cafecito in town. very reasonable prices. awesomely sweet service. perfect breakfast spot to commence an amazing day!"
"chima ride is the best of all! be prepared to get soaked!"