"The most undercooked fried chicken ever!!! The rice smelled liked sardines and the red beans were hard. Fed it all to the pigeons and they weren't interested either. Look at all that grease!"
"By far, the Best Childcare provider in NYC."
"Damn you Gelato!!! I'm trying to lose weight yet & still you call my name in my sleep."
"By far the best Church in Harlem. They do so much for our community that I'm not skeptical @ all about where our tithes & offerings are going."
"Boneless chicken crackling special with chicken fried rice & egg drop soup is what I always get. The best fried chicken ever (next to mine of course)."