"Zed and Claudia Layson have worked incredibly hard to build the perfect surfer's paradise in Barbados. It's everything you want, & nothing you don't need. Comfortable beds, great clean rooms, & waves!"
"Pray to the fortunate recording gods, because the love that went into the creation of this place will breathe life into your records!"
"Go ahead and dominate the beginners. It's a proper rite of passage that teaches respect, and proper paddle effort."