"Employees here are either deaf or ignore what you say; always mess up something"
"Probably the worst Subway in Fort Wayne"
"Wide selection of coneys, sliders are ok. Western Coneys are deelish"
"Paige has never picked up the sticks...she scared"
"This place must put crack in their smoothies...addictive and delicious"
"Rules: Im always Player 1, No shit talking me in my own house, and bring your pride because I'll destroy it on the sticks"