"Gargantuan Oval Football Shaped Pizza called a ‘Stadium’ Pizza.. Everything Made in House, Fresh Infredients."
"Nice watering hole in the shadow of historic Chicagoland ‘Harlem-Irving Mall’. (Technically mall is Harwood Heights)"
"You’re Quintessential Greek Family Diner. Everything done well, nice price, good food, large plates, yummy bread basket."
"Nice, Modern Shell Location. Nice bathroom facilities too."
"Huge, Iconic Chicago Park. Whole lot of diverse ‘elements’ here. Nice but be careful! (TIP: where Puerto Rica. Fest is held in summertime)"
"Your traditional, nostalgic 1970’s ‘No-Tell Motel’ for a Nooner w/ the mistress. Good for those that don’t want a Priceline account or know what Priceline is."