"Two different types of hot sauces and heavy use of salt and pepper couldn't make the Corned-beef hash taste more than a pile of mush."
"Whoever designed the parking and the street layout of this shopping area should be taken out and shot."
"Tasty, but perhaps the smallest chicken wings I ever saw."
"Pulled pork was slimy with fat. Pork ribs were good though."
"Hertz Gold Desk Cluster-F?&@."
"Hellooooo? Is anybody working here?"