"A my first act as mayor of the best restaurant in the greater phoenix area I'd like to recommend the torta del ray. Try it you won't regret it."
"Dear Joshua G, lizards does not make the Jameson they serve it."
"Every buffalo wild wings is terrible. The service is always bad and the food is worse."
"The sushi is terrible. They don't know what they are doing."
"Especial margarita kicks ass!"
"The bloody marys are the shit. Best in town."