"First time here an I would go out of my way to not fly through here again. Slogan should be either city of poorly designed airports or slowly running planes."
"The director of security looks like a fat Will Smith"
"The security at this airport is annoying."
"Best ice cream on earth. The secret is more calories."
"If you are looking for the worst pizza cooked by a sixty year old Korean woman and have 55 minutes to spare.... Welcome home"
"The guy bartender in the back with the shaggy hair dumps drinks watch out, apparently he gets paid by the drink"