"Beware the gaggle of hags by 153. Their smoke permeates even the non-smoking rooms!"
"Tammy's Cakes just opened here- they're awesome and delicious! Try the orange cake!"
"Randy is awesome. Great crew, good work, good prices. You're stupid if you take your car somewhere else :)"
"Crappy crappy service! We've been sitting at this table for more than 30 minutes with no refills, no waiter, and half our order missing. Won't be coming back here."
"Stupid workers, didn't listen to us order, and the ones who aren't dumb are rude."