"Keisha. You're a swell girl and all but you have to stop cheating at foursquare. I've polled all the bartenders and they say you're never here. Stop living a lie."
"The Back 9 - Start downstairs (front 9), once well preped, grab a few good men - say nothing to others you're with. Once upstairs grab a shot of Jamison and a beer. Once you've finished your round g"