"The only deli in town that is always out of the best-selling Boars Head products. It can't be that hard to learn how to order."
"Great place to be any Sunday!"
"You want the coffee hot but not so hot it is impossible to drink."
"Slow to open up another register. Geezzz"
"Don't be in a hurry. Slow"
"Drive thru gives you a treat for your dog if he's with you."