"Don't bother coming here to use your laptop on their wi-fi. It's extremely slow and drops connections frequently."
"Apparently they're unfamiliar with the notion of substituting a side of hashbrowns with anything healthy (like slices of tomatoes)."
"This place has Paleo bowls that are legit. Add avocado for extra goodness."
"Decent salad bar in the cafeteria. It even has grilled chicken."
"Feel the burn south of the border!"
"Best greasy fried egg rolls you'll ever have!"