"Their new catcher, Parker Barbaros, is now 'Stache 2.0! Look for #12 behind the plate and tell him you're part of Parker's Posse. Go Sea Cows!"
"They overcharge and break promises. Find a different repair shop!"
"Their wifi code is their phone #"
"The shots here are great! If you go twice a week you get double the love!"
"Always free chips and salsa if you eat in the bar area!"