"New fries are HORRIBLE!! Why change something that is already good?"
"Hey Bryan.... who are u? And what are u doing on my property? Looks to me like your a foursquare CHEATER!!! Cheater!"
"If you are not family, you have no reason to check in here UNINVITED! Cheater!"
"There are now bathrooms beyond security checkpoint."
"Ask for Jojo, she's awesome!!"
"The Best Lo Mein Ever!! Order the House Special Lo mein you can't go wrong!"