"The door is nice, but I feel like it could open more. The girlfriend loved the Reuben."
"Great place to make spelling errors!"
"Don't buy HDMI cables here, they are the biggest rip off ever. Buy them from monoprice.com for pennies on the dollar."
"Don't wear gloves ever otherwise you are lame. Always ride with your jacket open."
"The French toast incredibly rich and tastes even better than it looks."