"Good food...Biryani is must try."
"A good south Indian meal is better.....oh wait, more satisfying than sex."
"Andhra Meals & Chicken Roast (not fry)"
"You can collect your reward points here. Speak the security at reception."
"If you're on the ground floor, go to first floor.....NOW."
"Sir Mountbatten was here. Ask the cafe wala for the secret path which leads to mall road."