"Amazing chicken tacos and fantastic salsa"
"OH: Having trouble deciding between French toast, waffles or pancakes? Why decide? Get all three."
"AT&T 3G is faster than hotel wifi (5x or more), so turn off wifi while you're here."
"Pleze to be celebrating your lolz here."
"The free state of stewtopia would like to remind lolistan that your internets are at our command"
"But we're working on it."