"Sat for a 1/2 hour Without getting served. Unacceptable, won't be going back."
"You can get a drink anywhere. It's the people that make it a good joint to tie one on."
"A drunk monkey with a turkey baster and a funnel could do an oil change quicker than these idiots"
"DO NOT stop here if you're in any kind of a hurry. They are beyond slow. They will run you out of hours."
"The Chester's here will only wait on you if there's no line at at the Subway stand."
"Even if your you're on time you can wind up sitting for 12 hrs or more. Bunch of useless pieces of shit. Fuck this place."