"Meh, spaghetti di mare was fine, rigatoni meh, and pumpkin risotto was inedible. However, they do have the best pinã colada I’ve ever had. 7/10"
"They asked for a review, good place, but I’m a bad archer."
"Bland, flavorless, and distasteful are just some adjectives I’d use to describe the food. 4/10."
"It’s devastating for Italian food to be remotely associated with this place. Bland, soggy, ugh. Doesn’t even deserve a proper review, the complementary salad is the best thing about this place. 4/10."
"Everything but the music was decent, electronic music on 9am isn’t good at all. However, the food was fine, french toast was crusted beautifully, and the avocado toast was exquisite. 8/10."
"Good ideas, bad execution. Chai milk cake was ok, too sweet. Saffron Creme Brulee, distasteful and overpowering, and matcha crepe cake had a vomit aftertaste. The fruit explosion is heated Shani. 5/10"