"You should buy Red Stripe bombers, and drink on the patio before they open on Sundays. It's good clean fun!!!"
"Their food sucks, it used to be Philadelphia Sandwich co. Go there instead, they moved next to Dos Gringos."
"Tell the dog in the pic to stop eating poo."
"Evict all of these noisy assholes who leave thei damn garbage everywhere."
"Vroom, vroom motherfucker!"