"Excellent view of the Dell Diamond fireworks on Friday nights from my backyard. :)"
"If you put sauce in a to-go cup, make sure you close the lid tightly in a circular fashion. Otherwise, sauce will spill all over the inside of your bag!"
"New red light cameras! Watch out!"
"Casa? Don't you mean Castle? ;)"
"Don't park under the trees here, unless you like your car being shat upon."
"If you're lucky, you'll be able to snag a few freshly baked cookies on your way out. Bottled water is always available."