"Excellent eatery near lobby. Great charcuterie board."
""If you smile all the time, no one knows you're sadistic"--John"
"I'm the only person to ever order a bottle of Crystal here. Eat it."
"In the event you get caught in a rip current, fight it and swim directly towards the shore."
"Order the clam chowder pie and cantaloupe + gin frappe. You'll literally die of amazement and an aneurism."