"$20 credit card minimums are literally illegal in New York State."
"The breakfast sandwich with eggs, avocado, house-made hot sauce, and pickled red pepper is incredible."
"Very friendly service but very sad food. Maybe it was an off day for them."
"The hot chocolate is delicious, and not just because it only costs $.65. Pay attention to the paper cups it comes in and play Texas Hold'em with your travel companions!"
"Anyone who calls this "The Prog" and not "The Jake" is a fascist."
"$7.50 for a draft beer, and in a plastic cup no less. Won't be coming back."