"Showroom will have you amazed from the minute you step in the door!"
"Get here early, these boys will be some Heartbreakers and tell you they OUT OF MEAT!! Get the fattening goods while you can"
"Make sure if your a guest...park up top!"
"Friendliest host around... but if your not a drinker, turn around."
"Don't bring your cellphone in. . . Whatever you do!"
"They are one the cheapest places around here, they don't have the new technology but does the job right!"