"If you enjoy your food prepared next to dead rats in the basement then this is the place for you."
"Watch out for nails. Your feet will thank you later...."
"Ask about the one and only "On the house, horseshoe cut." Chuck will make u look like your grandfather."
"Try and robbing this.... It's easy. They get hit in broad daylight. FACT"
"The old broad who serves is slower than a Special Olympian. Steer clear of her."