"Poppers here are cheap as"
"I'm a card carrying WEAKLING who can't handle the good shit, so I go the sorbet, any time granny smith apple is in the house I lose my SOCKS."
"It's disconcerting being on a train that is not on the timetable, despite assurances it's an express to central. Express to hell (or hogwarts) more like it."
"September yellow bourbon, make it happen, sensational."
"The best beef pho IS PHO LUNCH ONLY"
"How about that Jesus. Nice guy."