"Oldest hotel in the United States!"
"The special pork belly crepe is no good. :("
"Butterscotch is okay, not great. Opt for something else."
"The full duck service will change your life. :)"
"New summer menu, try the Watermelon dish followed by the Chicken!"
"1940 Green Chartreuse in the cabinet. Lets just say... its worth it.And the morels? Best you'll ever have.Ever."