"Staff was particularity unaccomodating. Won't be back, unfortunately."
"The Fette Hash is delicious. Might be World Cup influence, but it was empty on Sunday afternoon."
"Walk down to the Parking Garage, present Zipcar pass. Done."
"Spent a year and change living here. The landlord is a fucking liar who doesn't take care of the building. The whole fucking place can burn down for all I care."
"Albert works the grill, Peter works the reg. They're both great dudes & will compromise on whatever you order. They are your friends!"