"If you come here...and want to play ping pong...make sure Brian (or some guy) is here. The ladies don't like to play ping pong."
"Extra bacon is not cost extra if the sandwich already has bacon...bacon is good for me!"
"This place is great...ping pong & ice cream!"
"No mylocon - infant gas relief."
"No mylocon - infant gas remover. They had infant gas x but dr said my wife said the dr told her mylocon."
"Give that great preacher of theirs a hug...he likes them!"