"Feels like the inside of the Deathstar. Ahh, nothing like a StarWars reference..feels good."
"Only spot I've ever found meatloaf sliders. Boom."
"Order the meatloaf!! Maa!!!"
"Polish off those short irons! Some testy par 3's. Greens roll true. Tee 'em high n' let fly!"
"Chill by the water cooler and try and pick up hoes"
"Female guests have a tendency to walk funny after staying the night"